
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
English, water you doing?
You are tearing this family apart.
English, get your fucking shit together. Or I’m gonna start speaking Macedonian from now on.
:’DDDDDD
Ah, English. So very many exceptions to the rule.












